You know what’s really remarkably bland? Spamming multiple people with the same post from the greys.

I just wish they’d have used clips from a better movie than that piece of shit.

I get the concerns about the stupidity of the ‘not being illegal’ statement, but I don’t think doing something you enjoy for fun is dumb. Which is part of why I do it, really. I just enjoy shooting for sport and to bond with my brother-in-law. For me, it really doesn’t go any further than that. I could never shoot…

I know a few people who do own them, and I know that I don’t know you, but you need to believe me that they would not ever do that and have no desire to do that. Small sample size, I know, but they are out there.

Mom, I was just reading in here, I swear!

Hold up, does Trugoy know about this guy?

I was speaking more in general about social media and not this issue in particular, but yeah, that’s totally fair and apt.

‘It’s OK to be silent when no one is talking to you’ is a great sentiment. I like that a lot. It goes hand in hand with ‘shut up and listen’, which I like a lot too. Also, I think it’s okay for people not to go to protests, as well. Doesn’t mean I don’t think protests should happen, I just don’t think they’re…

Nah, Pence was foisted on him, if you remember. Trump would never hang out with someone as blatantly flaming as Mike Pence.

All good.

I was not only referring to this person. Hence the words ‘like this one’ in my original post.

Yeah, the gay marriage repeal has most likely been penciled in for the second term. No need to jump the gun.

Says someone I just agreed with? No need to be a dick about it.

That’s a deep dive on a gif. Well done.

I wonder if it’s ever going to be acceptable to just read something and not feel compelled to yell LOOK I READ THIS from every mountaintop as a result.

That was clearly because they named the wrong guy Max Jennifer. Doug Judy, Max Jennifer, it tracks.

I was not referring to the Washington Examiner. I was referring to media companies that pay influencers like this little turd to advertise for them.

Delusion, self-importance and youthful stupidity is a hell of a drug.

I so wanted April to take over for Chelsea Peretti when she left. Imagine her being Holt’s assistant.

Craig Robinson is never not funny. Ever. He was on What We Do In The Shadows this season, and he fucking destroyed. Always good.