Laurel hurst is playing Raising Arizona right now! Not to rub it in. Portland misses you too, I'm sure. :)

Y'all can make fun of Portland and hipsters all you want, but we have $3 second run movie theatres ALL over this city and I will not apologize for it. They also serve cheap, good microbrews but honestly, that just makes me spend a quarter of the movie in the bathroom.

She probably said that she has already directed him in some small budget private films. Ahem.

I'll have to see Friends With Benefits. I thought this movie was just fine for what I needed: a way to turn my hungover brain off. Mindy Kaling was awesome. I also really liked Lake Bell's character. She was also in an episode of The New Girl!

Oh my god, I JUST finished watching that movie on Netflix.

I thought this article was exceptionally funny. I'm glad someone else mentioned it.

Totally. And also, how is she going to be able to make money right now?

Holy shit, it was hilarious to see "DINGLE" written on a hot air balloon.

Haha, especially if it matches how you've already learned them! :)

Did you go to Montessori school? They learn to count using sets of beads that are different colors. For example: 5 is represented by a bar composed of five, light blue beads. Some children who go to Montessori school will associate 5 with light blue and so on.

Similarly, I had a friend who believed speed bumps were places that angry parents buried their bad children.

Well, probably Santa Claus. That was pretty ridiculous.

What's that supposed to mean? This sounds snarky to me.

My cat makes cookies on my stomach whenever it hurts! And she makes it feel better! I thought she was just magical.

My boyfriend has a thing for Applegate from Married... With Children, circa season 3. And I agree.

I hope so too, although that isn't the first place my mind went to.

Thanksgiving sliders are where it's at.

"...complete with sarcastic grin." And, "Here comes the body. Another one dead to the world." ?!?!?!?!

Oh boy! What is it?

I know it's a lot juicier to say that Sharon Tate might have been wearing the ring when she was murdered, but the article you link to clearly says otherwise: