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You're brilliant.

I understand. I'm a preschool teacher and sometimes I just wait for my break to come so I can walk out the door and burst into tears. I wouldn't trade my job for anything, but FUCK is it frustrating.

YESSSSSS. You got my COTD vote!

Yes. The VP was the saving grace in that story, by all means. I teach children and I am so sensitive to their embarrassment. Your teacher had no idea what he was doing.

Whoever sent in Cruel Mr. C — that made me really sad for you. I teared up over here.

ME TOO! That was my exact thought when I read the story here on Jezebel. Totally YM.

I thought so, too. It might just be slowed down.

Haha! That makes it really tough. Just find a name that is all vowels.

What came first, the hot dude or the kitten?

Phew, okay, so I only have to worry about the more creative/closeted Twilight fans.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Lifelong dream, meet drain.

Favorite names: Elliot, Elias, Esme.

It's totally a thing. No joke.

As a former Starbucks employee that had a "poo bandit" (someone who would poop and smear it on the walls while I was paid minimum wage to clean it up), good riddance!

Image fail. Carry on.

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Did Pauly Shore have a chat with Congress?

That's too bad. She should have spoken up. Is it possible to spend pre-Christmas and Christmas Eve with one family and Christmas day and post-Christmas with another?

Ever try Gorilla scents at Lush? You can go into a store and test them out. Dirty Perfume smells really amazing.

I'm not married, but I've been with my partner for 7 and a half years. We spend our holidays with our separate families. :)