I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

There might be an interesting scientific reason for this. Dogs are able to detect flicker rates on TVs at higher values than humans. So things that look "real" to us can easily seem like just a series of images to them. However, sports are now being recorded and broadcast with higher frame rates, and the refresh rate…

niall- niall is the one i am most sure about. after 1d, he will be successful as a guitarist for other recoding artists, both in the studio and on the road. he will also get song writing credits, both for lyrics and music. he may try to do some solo work, but nothing will catch. he will stay vaguely popular on twitter…

What "old couple"? The LaBiancas were both 45.

There would be a man celebrating his 45th birthday in a month. He never got a chance to see this world because of this nut and her band if cult shit-heads who decided to break in and slaughter innocent people. Fuck her.

I call bullshit

Oh, that? Just a graduate from Texas public schools.

This has nothing to do with keeping women safe. If a woman is going to try to have an abortion, they want her to suffer. They don't give a shit if she is seriously harmed or dies. That's her punishment for not accepting the "gift of life."

"Oh, I can't find a legal abortion provider in my state? Well, then fuck it, I'll just have this baby I can't afford/don't want/can't take care of/isn't expected to survive, no big whoop. It's only a drastically life-altering decision that cannot be undone."

Beards are for people who aren't obsessed with their girlfriend's diet.

"If you had just gone to college ..."

Oh, FUCK YOU, lady. Fuck you so hard. Meanwhile Ellie Moore, you and I are BFF's now. It is decided.

The only time anyone ever dared to make a remark like this to me, I was working at Eddie Bauer on a morning shift. Some lady took umbrage to my (corporate mandated), "Wool socks are…

I miss Daria. :,(

"Eventually we must all offer up our celebrity crushes to our significant other and stand there, naked and vulnerable, to be judged for them."

Early 2000s. No explanation necessary.

I think the fact that you waste the time to write 4 sentences on Justin Bieber (while only writing one conciliatory sentence for a man on death's door) says quite a bit.

I wish someone would have told these kids that those kind of videos were seen as cheesy in the 90s too.

Nice to see that the good old practice of killing women for religious reasons is still going strong in the world, I was kinda worried we would only have to be scared of secular crazy people.

Salute.

I can't have kids, but as a sign of solidarity, I poop when other people give birth. It's like my own personal congratulatory balloon bouquet.