Oh no, not at all! And the facial expression? Really warm and inviting.

Oh, her voice!

Yeah.

How well do you work under pressure? If you know you can get everything done tomorrow, go enjoy yourself.

Thanks :). That's great advice. Even if the person isn't asked to leave right away, the bartenders will have their eye on them the entire night.

The Blue Kitty!

Exactly! I feel like we are all too familiar with this scenario. And you're right, it tends to ruin a perfectly good evening. Some people just become complete monsters when they've had too much to drink. It always makes me wonder what they are like on the day-to-day.

Perfect! Thanks for the fluidity that I do not possess.

Ha! My personal favorites are Understated TV Dramas Featuring a Strong Female Lead, Mind-Bending Independent Dysfunctional-Family Movies and Visually Striking Campy Satires.

I was mostly afraid of it escalating. I have zero tolerance for mistreatment of women but in all honesty, I am very small and he could have hurt me or any of us in the drop of a hat.

I know, I almost feel like writing a review on Yelp. Unfortunately, I can't think of a way to make it sound positive. :)

You are so right. About both things, but mainly wife beaterism.

Also, can you tell that I'm a preschool teacher?:

Last night I went out with 6 girlfriends. I was the most sober of all of them. This young man in a wife beater was approaching us the entire evening, and eventually began to get more comfortable. At one point he said, "let's have a 6 pack contest" and began touching my friends stomachs and then their breasts. My…

This cracked me the fuck up. Hearted.

So then, MK Olsen was seated at the same table with the girl who left the V party covered in blood?

Hmm. I never gave Megan Fox too much thought, but I like what she said there. Nice.

Wow, I really thought the writing on the back of their legs were tights. Now I'm disappointed! I really wanted a pair.

This! Thank you.

Me too.