Nice! Thank you for showing some light at the end of the tunnel for those of us who have not yet given birth.

I believe this is a different Tracy. SM is Tracy Egan Morrissey and also am not sure if she's had her baby yet?

I love your state! Especially the northern parts, such as Wallace and Kellogg, because it looks like a Carpathian forest.

I'd like my potato with a side of potato and can I substitute the potato for potato?

And who was Alcide talking about on the phone?

Mashed potatoes AND homemade chips? Dude, she's like my brother. When we go out to eat, he orders mashed potatoes and french fries as sides where applicable. Actually, potatoes are the shit so I'm just going to stop judging.

After a long day of teaching kindergarten, this is still funny.

Okay, I gotcha. My partner insists he lost his virginity to me even though I am not the first person he has penetrated, so I can understand the personal importance of the intangible theory of "virginity" and what it means from one person to the next.

Hearted!

Hearted!

I'm curious, what do you mean?

Little. fluffy. butt.

It depends on what artificial sweetener is used. Aspartame, sucralose, saccharine, etc. are all potentially cancerous. Educating yourself and reading labels are your only weapons. Here's a good place to start:

It sounds like she thought the boy was alive, especially with that tagline.

It means it was enthusiastic.

App. 178x a day. :)

But... she is wasting away. Look at those other photos of her.

His mouth is brilliant.

A red fox and a chicken who have overcome the odds and are best friends.

Yeah, I kinda always figured this. I hypothesize that smoking speeds up your metabolism. Plus, most of my friends who I consider potheads are active and tend to not drink as much alcohol, which is a huge empty calorie bucket. I also get full really fast when I'm ripped. Then fall asleep.