"Eleventy zillion" made me giggle. MoGlo, you make me love Sundays.

Is there an echo in here?

I believe it was Kate herself who said that she was going to have a train on her dress as a nod to Princess Diana.

I also thought she was well-liked.

Ummmm... Trump is NOT sexy in an Elvis way because Elvis was sexy and Trump is not.

I always wondered what the cast of Jersey's Shore children would think of their parents. I can officially know in a decade or two.

In college, my boyfriend and I were too poor (too cheap) to buy condoms. One day I had the brilliant idea to take a trip to the Human Services center on campus and tell the woman behind the desk that I was doing a presentation on the world AIDS crisis for my HIV/AIDS course and that I would like some condoms to hand…

Zoolander: A model... idiot?

What the heck are cleavage wrinkles and should I be concerned?

Are you fucking kidding? I would have to be bleeding or throwing up to get sympathy from my mother. I was never TAUGHT to worry. In fact, most of the women I know are pretty damn tough, and I can't say the same for my male friends. Sorry guys. I disagree with this wholeheartedly.

I want the company to go bankrupt so there will be a plethora of cheap stockings for the scooping.

She looks like she could burst into tears in that photo.

Zing!

I was excited to see some beautiful natural geometry, or something.

Why does a five year old know this, and not how to read?

A sample of Major Lazer? Jeez. So two years ago. Video may be NSFW.

Love the flower diagram! Very nice.

Holla!

Yup. She could.

You can put it anywhere (any orifice) and it will go numb.