My grandfather said to me recently, "Getting old is the pits. And I wish that upon you."

Um? Since when is cocaine the consistency of ointment?

Agreed. Running does wonderful things for your mind. It allows time to wander, sort out, and soothe.

Sounds like cutbacks to me.

Is she supposed to be pregnant in that photograph? No. Please say no.

Or vice versa if you have other plans in life?

Boy/girl twins? Or maybe... surprise!!

Additionally, what about people who are potentially dangerous and have not yet committed a crime or have been convicted of committing a crime? It's impossible to completely weed out danger.

Ghostface sure wasted a lot of characters on "nah mean"s.

I called this! Yesterday. Which just proves that the general public has way too much access to cop dramas/information about method of murder. Ha.

Oh! Oh! That's me as a pocket animal.

How are we supposed to understand that was she is saying is sarcastic if you can't read tone and/or you don't know her personality?

Wow! And making private chat rooms and having dorky conversations about heartthrobs. Mine was Hanson. Ahem...... I like to pretend that era of my life did not happen.

Agreed!

Gaga, what?! What are you saying. What does that even mean.

I agree with you. There's nothing wrong with stuffing yourself on ice cream sometimes or not giving a shit and eating cake at a party. But there's a distinction between that and secretive, lock-yourself-in-a-bathroom, binging in private, by eating an entire cheesecake type of indulgence.

Ha! Unless that's her schtick of course.

There is a strip club that my boyfriend and I enjoy when we're feeling saucy. When the next girl enters the stage, she will have paper towels that she runs up and down the pole in a sexy way before she touches in or begins dancing on it. I'm not sure about most or all places.

Dude, she's talking about a separate incident. Not the video.

Wow! My mom went grey in high school!