This is redonk. I paint my boyfriend's toes pink and it makes his feet look like sassy bear claws. Rawr.

I feel as though this is a very short span of time for 10 or more bodies to show up. 5 months? And they're still looking for more bodies? I mean, jeez. Are they sure they're only looking for one person?

Yes! I first toke conscious note of this when I *ahem* bought the Sex & the City Series Collection and wondered why SJP never formally peaced out.

THIS! I had completely forgotten about the Pepsi commercial.

Gosh, that article was really sad. Oh no, now I'm worried.

Yeah, for sure! My reaction was definitely a twisty-faced one.

Oh man, I read this book by R.L. Stine when I was 9 about an amusement park and a giant praying mantis that tries to eat these kids, but then the kids end up just being robots. Or something like that. I credit that man for my entire interest in horror, macabre, gore, etc. etc.

But... but... I wanted to have Benicio del Toro's baby.

:O - That's all I can say.

I'm going to take the road less traveled here and say how much I love Jim Carrey.

Figure Skaters Get Trapped in World's Largest Piece of Fruit Stripe Gum

Hasn't anyone seen or read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?! They know something!

That was my reaction! Also, the kitty looks just like mine so I thought, "Blazer, nooo! It's a sheep in wolf's clothing!"

Yeahhh buddy. Red Bank, NJ represent!

"a organization"?! *cringe* And Kyl sounded pretty damn confident that Planned Parenthood's sole purpose is to dish out abortion joyrides. Come one, come all.

Oh mannn, the male host on Watch What Live's face during that debate is supreme.

Hahaaa!! So glad you pointed that out. He knows she's in trouble.

Nicole Richie, I fucking love you. Gucci Mane, I fucking hate you. AND- admittedly excited for season 4 of Jersey Shore.

Haha. You're right. There's a couple gems.

She's so beautiful! My favorite model, by far. Sigh, I miss the alien phase in modeling 4 - 5 years back.