"I'd put my butt inside her dick."

Cute. The comments on that page? Not cute.

I'm going to have to agree with you. He will always be a salsbury steak eating "rocket" to me.

Lily Cole's apartment! *swoon*

I'm sorry, are you basing your argument off of a movie and popular culture? I have never seen someone be a bitch to another SOLELY based on looks.

I mean, yeah, girls are unnecessarily cruel in high school, but I can think of girls from my high school that were pretty and sweet and treated the same in return. No? Am I alone? Boo.

I know lots of pretty people who are well respected and treated nicely because they deserve to be. Just like anybody else.

What a pillowcase.

Wow, the longer that January Jones quote went on, the worse it got. Also: LeBron's mama moved to Miami with him? That's sexy. He's sexy.

A...monarchy?

And who forgets it?

Also, there's the fear of coming off as "irrational" or worse a "bitch." Shit ain't easy.

Wow. How could I have forgotten about that prospect? Stocking up on tights would not be the worst thing for me right now....

Never. Don't start thinking you're old; it's a slippery slope.

I'll have to take a listen.

"Don't disgust me, please —

Yup. I love the new Britney track. I said it.

This is exactly where my mind went too! Never too much Curb.

And look at how wonderful you turned out!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!