Every once in a while I consider joining Nextdoor or getting on the neighborhood list serv to meet new neighbors and get to know them better. Then I read something like this and remember that I'm fine with a head nod when we're bringing the garbage cans in together being the extent of our relationship.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Really, the headline could have read, “In the Trump Administration, [Blank] Is a Tool of White Supremacy”, but this specific issue greatly deserved to be highlighted. Excellent article.

If i changed that to “19 year old boy” the spelling and grammatical errors would still make sense wouldn’t they?

They see women as being the perfect “bait” for dem ire to distract everyone from the president and play the victim.

Those cigarettes are

Michelle Wolf didn’t actually make fun of Sanders’ looks, though. The actual quote: “she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” How is saying someone has “perfect” makeup insulting her looks?

For me, it’s a personality thing. When I got on a dating app, at 30, the thought of going on an actual date with a 18-22 year old was cringeworthy. What would we talk about? How would I be able to slog through that conversation?

The thing I do not get is that, like, do these peoples’s tastes not change with age? I mean, when I was a teenager I thought teenagers were objectively the hottest group . When I was in my mid-20s, I thought women in their mid-20s were objectively the hottest. Now that I’m in my early 30s, I think women in their early…

Ew.

If they really want to do a profile piece on “forgotten Americans,”maybe they could, I don’t know, go down to the Res and do some interviews there. Or any of the countless other nonwhite groups out there that we (wypipo) in America would very much like to pretend don’t exist anymore, because thinking about all the…

OMG the real meeting versus the fake meeting. This shit happened to me all the time on Capitol Hill.

Exactly.

How is a ladies’ bathroom a public place?? Where else did they expect you to go?

Yep! This was fun to write.

Hey thanks! Here’s mine. As a former Orlando resident and life long Floridian, I’m super unhappy with Mr. Opinions here.

Most quality high heels (and all shoes, for that matter) are made of leather or fabric, both of which are breatheable materials (aka they facilitate airflow). It’s when you start going downmarket and hit pleather and polyester that the problems start.

I have never had worse blisters than the ones jellies gave me. They were the instrument of the devil.

Kim to her stylist: I would like my whole outfit to be as uncomfortable as humanly possible.

To be fair though, the Christian God has always sort of hated human life. It makes sense that he would find breasts offensive.