OMG, Bobby. Thank you for that first paragraph.

Vapid people who only want their desires mirrored back to them by a brand in a palatable package.

Who are these people that don’t have enough information about Donald Trump to make an informed decision in 2020, and are waiting to hear a speech (but ONLY in person and ONLY in their own state) from his daughter before they decide whether or not to vote for him?

Hope is so nice. Trump likes Hope. She’s going to be any excellent caregiver. She’ll always knows when to turn on Fox & Friends and bring the morning bucket of KFC. And at night, she’ll tuck Donnie in, carefully place his hair on the Obama mannequin head on the dresser, and tell him what a big, strong boy he’s been…

is...maybe coming back?

Can #redwave plz plz trend in Twitter where we send pic of used period items to trump?

Yeah, it gets a little wearying when we’re looking at celebrities all the time to “lead” or something but then equally constantly being like “they’re doing it wrong.” Like sure, I don’t want them to be in positions of real leadership, but if they’re doing valid callouts and helping the idiot hoi polloi figure out…

It must be like the standoff in Resevoir Dogs where everyone in the White House is holding a recording device instead of a Glock. I’m ok with it, let them metaphorically shoot each other to pieces.

I think you’re almost certainly right but what confuses me so much is why they think it’ll look better once it all inevitably comes out? Why not just nip it in the bud instead of just shrugging for 30 years and then resigning in shame? If I were a USC alum I’d be more likely to donate if swift action was taken and…

I have a hunch that Nikias’ rationale for not reporting Tyndall’s misconduct is the same rationale that Graham Spanier had for not reporting Jerry Sandusky: opening Pandora’s box to a boatload of scrutiny and lawsuits.

Yeah it’s a valid question, and one that even political experts can’t confidently answer. Arguably a more energizing candidate from either the centrist or left wing of the Democratic party might have closed that gap with Trump in the 2016 election. I really don’t know.

Yes, as I said in at least one of my comments, I think that people need to not be dumb assholes. That’s obviously the ideal. However what’s more likely - that we can change the way that tens of millions of people think so that they’ll vote for a centrist candidate they don’t like, or that we find someone who fires…

I love this.

What’s the difference between a Republican and a Saltine cracker?

I love her so much

Eh, I think you’re not wrong, but you also aren’t exactly right either. If the last 20 years have taught me anything, it’s that personal virtue is a very nice thing for a President to have, and it certainly makes me feel better about having him or her as leader, but it’s insufficient on its own to really prevent…

And I’ll again cop to being completely unfair to Lewinsky...

In a day when reckless extramarital sexual activity is manifesting itself in our staggering rates of illegitimacy and divorce, now more than ever, America needs to be able to look to her First Family as role models of all that we have been and can be again.