I try to balance out my desire to not contribute to all this garbage and also not be the hated bitch aunt, so I buy them a lot of books.

Yeah, this goes above and beyond the terms of her contractual relationship with Cheeto Hitler.

Despite the money and all it can do, I pretty much feel bad for anyone whose dad so obviously doesn’t give a two shits about them, but I agree that of all the (adult) Trumps, she has the most hope for being a decent human.

Brilliant. #tohaverfordandtohold

Yes! Tom Haverford would have the BEST wedding hashtags.

Jevin? Oh god I am crying laughing at that, thank you for sharing! Poor kid is going to have people assuming it’s a typo his entire life.

Also I think Dick would be the original name now and stand out in a sea of Aidens (and Axels).

This. While I don’t think that ignoring his insane tweets is likely or even productive, we don’t need our media to spend all day breathlessly covering tweets and only tweets in endless panels. I think the best way to handle it is for media outlets to be like: “Here’s what Trump tweeted. Here’s why it’s completely…

Yes, same! I’m not going to hide in a hole or avoid being informed or anything, but I despise this man and I can’t handle watching him (or hearing him) speak for at least the foreseeable future. I’m devastated that I have to hear how he says “JHY-NA” even one more time, much less four years of it. Text-based POTUS…

Yep. It’s not like Trump will even read or care about the wackadoo legislation that comes acrosss his desk. He’ll just sign it. Definitely more afraid of this administration with both houses of congress in GOP hands.

Right? That’s what’s so particularly derp about this—when the candidate is already the Hermione Granger of politics, she doesn’t need any help! Argh!

Well, I think that was explained by the girl not knowing the actual word “armoire” at hte time and just referring to it as the “dresser”, so the parents just thought their kid was freaking out over a normal piece of furniture, which is admittedly still something parents would probably want to investigate further.

Not that Hillary cares about this, but I feel like she’s finally found her true fashion voice with these really well-cut, minimalist pieces. High fives to her stylist team.

Amen. Don’t forget “but he’s a good guy! Why are you trying to RUIN HIS LIFE?!?!”

I think he is such a sociopathic narcissist that he has literally never considered that these women are actual humans who even have feelings/interior lives/opinions on whether they like to be touched by Trump or not.

Congrats if you’ve never smiled and nodded to some vicious sexist asshole before so you wouldn’t be fired or assaulted or otherwise penalized.

Dying. All the stars!

Generally no. Women like this didn’t create this power imbalance, they’re just trying to survive like the rest of us.

Welp. Mostly people who are ignorant, don’t pay much attention to politics and have been exposed to 20+ years of marinating right wing fantasies with respect to Hillary Clinton, so they view her as particularly terrible.

Congrats, we all lose!