“Woke white people need to be the loudest one in the room when talking to other white people but be the quietest one in the room when Black People are talking.”

Knowing when to speak and when to listen is quite possibly more important than being willing to speak in the first place.

I guess half of the population when I was a kid was either sick all of the time or dead from eating food because this is bizarre.

How many times has she said “Chris” when the lights are off!?

do white people ask to touch/pet other white people’s hair, or is it only a black thing?

Ooooooooooooor, he could’ve recognized that he was in a position of power and kept his dick in his pants no matter if a pretty young intern was making goo-goo eyes at him?

Honestly? You might want to still give Thirdlove a try. I bought a bra from them 2 years ago that I have worn almost every day for the past 2 years. It still hasn’t fallen apart. And I can confidently say that no bra has fit me as well as this one in my 31 years on this earth. So yeah, they cost more per bra, but at…

Smart little boy. Fuck the cult of forgiveness. He doesn’t have to forgive the bitch who tried to Emmett Till him.

Superior:

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

Does every episode still feature this:

“Ugh, no!” I muttered (and then clicked anyway).

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

Damn can a week go by without some whyte writing a dissertation on why they should be able to say nigga?

I’m pretty sure he never said, “I have a dream we will make continuous references to people’s sexuality and whether they’re white or not... oh, and capitalism is bad too..”

HARD disagree.

I am SURE someone has written an exhaustive hyper detailed breakdown of her gown down to which trees the silkworms that made the silk ate, but a quick look at the gown shows a likely un-stretchy duchesse type silk satin (no stretch), a portrait neckline, and with a sleeve length that is AFAIK dictated by…

My thighs have defeated everything else that people swear 100% works. I’ve always been tempted by Body Glide, but it is more than I want to spend on a likely failure.

You mean that picture of Brutus in Pence’s office was not a dead giveaway?