Hell, I can’t count how many times I’ve been mistaken for a receptionist; once I was walking past a co-worker and his visitor; ol’ visitor stops and tries to hand me her mug. I’m looking down at the mug and almost said no thank you, then I realized what was happening.

You’ve got Officer and Gentleman confused with Full Metal Jacket, the DI from OG turns out to be a pretty solid dude who is just genuinely trying to tough love his charges into functional members of the military without costing them their humanity. Full Metal Jacket is the asshole DI who eventually drives one of his…

It was Gomer Pile (his nick name is base on the eponymous character from a show about an incompitent Marine) and the movie is Full Metal Jacket.

Little known fact, not only does Josh Hawley have a very punchable face, but he also has extremely kickable balls. Just, you know, in case the opportunity ever presents itself.

That is one Aryan-looking mother fucker right there. That face belongs on a Nazi recruitment poster circa 1939. Jesus.

What a stupid, stupid man. I’m enjoying said stupidity this very minute. You know, these goofs were so high on Hannity and Rudy and Don Jr. that they actually felt entitled to storm the Capitol, beat cops (cops! Jesus fucking Christ!) with weapons, break stuff, and brag to the world that they did it. In writing.

Sorry but, it’s difficult for me to take South Dakota seriously after seeing their anti-drug campaign from a couple of years ago.

South Dakota is the only state in the contiguous US that Amtrak won’t service, making it too racist for both the Underground and Overground Railroads.

WalMart Wolverine really needs to carry a plant to make up for all the oxygen he’s wasting

I think this is exactly why whenever I had some dipshit tell me between 2017-20 “T***p’s still your president <yuk yuk>“, I’d respond “he’s as much my president as Obama was yours.” That was one of the most effective responses to those dolts I ever found.

Gathering so many new ways to weed out assholes not worthy of my time.

Dammit, I was going for the Wolverine reference, but this is instantly better than any of my rough drafts.

“It doesn’t really matter”

Exactly. They threw a whole ass temper tantrum over it that they claimed was about taxes (The Tea Party), but was really just racist AF, and that morphed into the Trumpians. They were so pissed off that they had a Black president that they lost their grip on reality and invented an alternative dimension where he…

Native Missourian, here. First, I am so, so fucking embarrassed.

I’d help pay your bail.  He’s my senator, so honestly I’d feel obligated to help pay the bail of anyone who did my state the service of punching him in the face.

Or like this dickbag.

Hawley would go down like Nellie Olsen.

Start coming up with more and more disrespectful names as the meeting goes on...

He wasn’t fit for the job of zoning commissioner anyway since he couldn’t tell he was in a No Dipshit Zone.