Perdido en la Traslación
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4:18 PM
2

This may be a horrible question, but . . . do you think this whole crisis is making it any easier to get those chicken sandwiches?

4/3/20
10:42 AM
2

Yep. I was so excited that I proceeded to sleep like shit for the rest of the night — although, with the way things’ve been these days, that may have been just a coincidence.

4/3/20
10:10 AM
10

Last night, I was tinkering with my laptop, pressed F8 and happened to discover that . . . hot damn — it really does have a camera after all! Now I can start doing all the video interpreting that people have started asking me about so I can hopefully make a bit more money as I ride this whole thing out for however Read more

4/1/20
6:13 PM
9

Yeah, I went ahead and set up an account on there to tell him you asked about him. Looks like a few others are there, too.

4/1/20
2:45 PM
3

I literally don’t know. I don’t have Netflix or whatever this show is on, so I feel like one of those families that didn’t have cable in the early ’80s.

3/31/20
7:45 PM
18

They should have plotted the next outbreak later on in the year. At least then he could’ve ogled the two curves like they were a pair of tits.

3/31/20
4:02 PM
1

Dude, just pick a side for now. If you’re prejudiced, just own it and then try and work on it sometime, but don’t try to walk it back in the same comment you’re making.

3/30/20
8:59 PM
4

Yeah, the one after that was “Walking on Broken Glass” by Annie Lennox, which wasn’t much better — at least in these circumstances.

3/30/20
8:45 PM
10

I finally got myself showered and dressed sometime in the middle of the afternoon and went out shopping for razor blades and junk food. The supermarket wasn’t packed by any means, but there were more people there than I’d seen in a while. (Some were wearing gloves, some were wearing masks, and some were wearing both.) Read more

3/29/20
5:01 PM
6

Well, technically, I still haven’t cracked it yet, but I’ve had The Glass Hotel sitting on a chair in the other room ever since I picked it up from (outside) Left Bank a few days ago. I’ll probably start it tomorrow since, once again, there’s not much else to do right now.

3/27/20
10:47 PM
1

Yep. Oh, and how’s this for a fucking addendum? Today I received yet another letter DENYING my claim for last week, both because I did not enter the required number of work search contacts (which, as you’ll remember, is a requirement that’s been waived on coronavirus-related claims — with the web page saying as much ev Read more