Ya ya for three years - did my last two years of high school in Buenos Aires in a small Intl. school. It is gorgeous there AND bonus for turning 16 and ‘having’ to get used to the nightlife hahah. Sorry, Mom and Dad just acclimating to where you moved us! So we would have coffee at midnight, and grab cabs to stand out…
Congrats on your escape!
Typically interpreters don’t sign every word to the song, but rather the meaning behind the words (in fact, signing literally can be very confusing, especially when it comes to figurative speech). So this can shorten up their sentences (assuming they’re interpreting in ASL and not SEE). But I’m not taking anything…
I always thought a lot of the past presidents went gray. He already appears to dye his hair. Also, I’m very sure he receives Botox or something along those lines. He isn’t aging because he is fake. He’s the human equivalent of a McDonald’s French fry.
He is the only president to spend his days doing nothing but watch tv and tweet with golf in between. Of course he looks younger he is just doing next to nothing .
He can go suck a dick
I try not deal with the worst of them, but honestly it feels pretty impossible, as nearly every company is owned/run by some rich shithead who supports Trump because they want tax cuts and relaxed regulation, and doesn’t care how evil anything else Trump does is as long as they get what they want.
I’m going to go back to my college days this evening (so it’s less dance party and more hang out and get stoned) with some Tracy Chapman
Trump knows, like, six adjectives: Incredible, tremendous, best, beautiful, biggest, huge.
Ooh I’ve had some good ones. I turned 18 while I was on a school trip in Spain. I live in the US, so with the drinking age in Spain being 18 it was my first time being legally allowed into a bar (although i was breaking the school rules. Which my friends and I continued to do for the entire trip.) So we told the…
Well, Steve, I don’t want people legislating my pussy that don’t own it, or that don’t know how to use it, or that would never be invited near it.
Happy anniversary! Your celebratory plans sound lovely.
Random Italian travel advice: If you’re in Rome and you only have a day to venture out to some place like Pompeii to see ruins, consider Ostia Antica instead. It’s closer to Rome (an hour by train as opposed to several hours to Pompeii with an exchange) and it’s rarely crowded. It was practically deserted when we were…
There’s nothing rate about penises in Pompeii. Practically ALL the art in Pompeii, including architectural detail, graffiti and mosaics include phalluses.
Some of those things (NOT the tiny dicks) look like the crap my grandkids get in those yucky, overpriced Kinder eggs.
My neighbor has a Ben Carson sticker on his car. He's a brain surgeon too. I told Mr P if I ever need brain surgery don't let that idiot operate on me!
Yeah I would have trouble focusing on my job too in that situation. :(
If ONLY it was John Mulaney.
I legit got this confused with John Mulaney and was like oh did he do a political gag I don’t know about? That sounds hilarious where can I watch it?
I just... wow.