And the judge’s ringtone went off in court and it was Trump’s rally song.
And the coded language about how to refer to the victims. 

I can’t believe they’re on a team with him and don’t know what he’s like though, especially being married to that woods witch actress. I know which of my coworkers have avoided the vaccine just from either their known political leanings or casual IMs, and we’re all working from home. 

I was thinking the same. Kyle?! That’s your homie?

Seeing as it’s featured heavily in the topics here as of late, it’s probably worth clarifying that juries aren’t really selected (like gym teams), built (like Pokemon decks), or narrowed (like championship brackets), they are more the front of a line of randomly selected candidates after a bunch of them get kicked out…

This is just a metaphor, right?

Racism IS cowardice. That’s the whole damned point. They’re chicken-shit scared of people who aren’t exactly like themselves and lash out.

Racists have no balls, fucking cowards, own up to your racism you pathetic fucks.

Motherfucker driving around with his dick hanging out now wants to hide the dick he had hanging out? Maybe don’t drive around with your dick hanging out, bud, and no one will ask about your dick hanging out-related activities.

I get your point but I think the author is referring to the speed with which the jury returned a verdict.

If there’s one thing that the Trump years and Social Media have in common it’s offering America’s dumbest the airwaves to expose themselves.  These fucking idiots are just falling over each other to be the bigger dip shit, lose their jobs, die or all the above.  Bravo morons, keep it up.  

You know what got delivered today? Good news!

• Chappelle’s Show, S1E10 “Piss on You”: March 2003

Hell the Boondocks episode is over 15 years old now.

I don’t get why this man needs to invent victimhood. He could be out there complaining that Congress is far too old (an 88-yr. old just announced he’ll be running again), and that maybe our country would be better off with younger voices like his. Or he could be a disability rights advocate! There are certainly real…

With all due respect, if the allegations are to be believed, Madison is something of an expert on forced man dates.

Legibly. With correct spelling and punctuation. Footnoted. Or he has to write it all over again.

He’s not walking a mile in anyone’s shoes. His wheelchair is the only thing that keeps him from being a full fledged rapist and serial sexual assaulting fuckwad first boy. He is as dumb as a bag of goose feathers. The racism is just the core feature of all things wrong with people who think like him. The fact that NC…

Dear poster child for all the things wrong with home schooling, vaccine mandates don’t infringe on “personal liberty” and have been required for all manner of things from public schools to military service and international travel. It’s your party who pushed “right to work” laws which gave employers the right to fire…

How do I know he’s Republican and even more full of shit? He thinks private insurance companies will gladly reimburse hospitals for using an invasive procedure without a valid diagnosis on top of at least an extra 2 weeks added to their stay. Because we all know how insurance companies live to pay for costly medical…

Unless EMTs or hospital staff are given advance directives in the form of a Living Will or Healthcare Power of Attorney (both of which are good idea if you’re over 60 like Prentice was) or a POLST (not every state has one, Florida does) indicating you don’t any or all life saving measures done to you, they’re…