Kids like this kid:

After everything that happened starting with the top of the inning, that wasn’t a bat flip, it was a period. A big ass in your face period. Finest Kind.

Bomani Jones is far too good for ESPN.

Does my ex that gave me chlamydia on purpose have enough money to be worth suing?

Disagree. Gold is a shade of yellow and therefore insensitive to Asians. Blue is insensitive to the hypoxic and to the Na’vi.

Painting one’s face to impersonate a race would be blackface.

Kevin, if you tell her about the problem without mentioning any body parts or trying to hang around for more conversation, there’s no “creep” danger. For instance, just call out your hem is caught or you might want to fix your dress and keep it moving. She’ll be embarrassed because it’s embarrassing, but you won’t…

Yeah. To be honest, Manning’s arm looks no better or worse than last year. Here’s the problem with Denver:

It’s quite apparent that the big problem is the line isn’t very good right now.

Smartest thing John Elway did was fire John Fox. Boy did Peyton cover up any deficiency on the team last year. Bears need to fire John Fox, asap.

Because Boston fans are delusional, perpetually aggrieved loons.

What suit?

the referees are part of the field

Every tv commercial for DraftKings and FanDuel (we don’t have time for spaces, chumps!) is the equivalent of reading this in a comment thread:

“Black people can fight”

Dana White’s head is about to twist right off from discomfort.
Also, I love the literal mic drop at the end.

That’s the Rockies, alright. Heroics in meaninless late-season games. Arenado and Carlos Gonzalez both have played like they were trying to make the Series despite a front office that gave up on the season sometime in July. I’m pretty sure the idiots in the front office will deal Arenado way, maybe in the off-season…

Oh relax. I love football but I can also see how aspects of it are really dumb, and last night’s game was especially awful.

If an American sports reporting outfit hired this guy, roughly 98% of contemporary American sports reporters would be out of a job once people saw someone who can write eloquently and humorously without being a moralizing slapdick.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.