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As a Broncos fan, I’d almost prefer 5-11 to the division title and early playoff exit that we all know is coming.

He also has two different people’s hands. Is this the Highlights “How many differences can you spot” feature?

All of the name calling, yelling and cursing is great, but nothing in this post, or any of the WYTS posts will match the use of asterisks as insults.

WAHHHHH I WISH WE HAD WON THIS FACKIN’ SUPAH BOWL AT FENWAY!

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don’t have to.

Why our fans suck, a personal story. When Harvin got cut, a female friend of a female friend posted on FB that she didn’t know what to do with her Harvin jersey. I asked her why she had a Harvin jersey in the first place? She replied with a fucking link to a Seahawks fan website with a quiz to help you decide which

“It’s true: Every Seahawks fan is a johnny-come-lately dipshit—except me.”

It’s really kind of funny and maybe a bit telling that women don’t like Bumble. “Oh look! A bunch of dudes that I don’t have to sort through the creeps and get creep messages. Oh, wait, now I have to be the one with an interesting conversation starter? FUCK NO.”

So Goodell wanted to get back at the Pats... by making himself look like he was in their pocket, abusing the powers of his office to protect them?

You think the league wants it known that Goodell helped destroy evidence?

Found in Joe Flacco’s locker.

This is... amazing.

In a bureaucracy as big as China’s, you’re going to have different elements interpreting official policy in different ways. This video clearly portrays the hostility that some in the highest rungs of China’s military feel towards the U.S. Whether it was equally sanctioned by China’s political leadership we can’t say.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

But Drew, Peyton cannot retire. Peyton must be sacrificed.

Most of what is here is defensible as a point of view.

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

Have you ever played tennis??