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I’m going to play through Ocarina of Time for the first time.

Totally agree. The Pokemon go community is alive and thriving where I live. We swap stories of spawning areas and have friendly competition/smack talk between teams. We still have very high level players with over 100 on the pokedex. You can still track. It’s just not as easy. They appear in order and move as you do.

That and what seems to be $30 million more from the Texans.

Awesome, never enough lacrosse on Deadspin. You should look up some Miles and Lyle Thompson highlights Those brothers are phenomenal.

I’m working from the curved white building, some these idiots have been out here since 7:30am

Definitely bro

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

This is funny and stupid, but also, as (an admittedly completely lapsed and non-believing) Catholic, I can understand why the Diocese didn’t appreciate this. Catholic services are solemn affairs, deeply embedded in tradition. This is kind of like wearing a clown nose to Mass.

I know comparing players across eras is kind of a hot take...but fucking PRIME Kevin Garnett would have absolutely eaten Blake Griffen alive.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

I saw this headline and thought some new development must have happened but nope its just a 6 day late weigh-in on a topic that just about every voice in sports media has already covered.

I like that the other guy was screaming in “pain” until he realized just how badly Garrido was injured, then sprang to his feet and frantically waved for the medics.

You have a very strange definition of the term “complete panic mode”

It’s apparent that ESPN has a Ditka Fart Protocol in effect and cut directly to Berman.
Impressive.

Been too long since I saw fear in Cris Carter’s eyes.

First, asshole move on the car. but the crash could have been avoided. ALL RIDERS really should study this and understand all the huge mistakes made by this rookie newbie motorcycle rider.

When I was a kid we found our porn used and discarded in the woods. Sure that copy of OUI was wet and sorry and smelled like dead leaves, but it got the job done.