No, never get rid of Emmit. Get rid of Robert Evans’ MVP Watch. That shit is dated-comedic poison.

When u nut and ur team keep suckin’

...That King of the Hill clip...

At this point if you’re ESPN, you either fire him or you don’t. He’s going to keep being Facebook uncle forever.

A while ago my mother was traveling through Pittsburgh on a road trip and, knowing my brother and I were football fans, decided to get some souvenirs at a sport memorabilia store. I was a fan of Bettis and my brother liked Dawkins so she aimed to get a jersey of each.

Next up: the Detroit Lions.

Thanks for providing some content for the websites today Drew. I know you had this written probably weeks ago, but everyone else seems to have taken today off.

The first time I hit a homerun in Little League, my mom ran down from the stands and got in line with the rest of my team at home plate to give me a high-five. I was like 11 at the time and mortified, but now I love that story and memory.

Huh? What’s going on? And why do people feel the need to expose conversations for the world to see?

I don’t know if this counts as a fight but some bitch on the subway punched me in the face because I dared to ask her to move her bag so I could sit (I’m a tiny woman). She waited until her stop and punched me right before the doors opened and I lost my fucking mind - some guy was blocking her in case I wanted to have…

The anti-hipster hipster response.

Weird, I wonder where the dog/roman candle story came from...

A lot of people turned on Pizzolatto at the end of last season, because the show didn’t end how they really wanted. Also because they were upset he didn’t make more female characters.

*shrug*

The show hasn’t gotten any worse, people just turned against it for issues they have with the creator.

I have nothing to base this on except my subjective tastes (which are objectively fucking great, people!), but I am genuinely enjoying Vince Vaughn in this.

Seriously. The god damned plane crashed into the mountain early on in this one.

Guy sounds like a Hitman fan.

Cyclists and cops - two groups that often think they are above the law and are loved only by their own kind.

i can’t believe jezebel published an article by (obviously) a rich white woman titled “Why People Who Don’t Do Drugs or Want to Fly With Them Should Start Doing Drugs And Flying With Them Right Away”

This is very Slate-y.

So, does this mean we have nothing to be outraged about? Or, do we have . . . two things?!?