Is this inspired at least in part by my discussions on the earlier article about about Briggs?

You’re watching one match with a guy using a character that is almost all kicks/legs by design. You don’t play because you don’t want to take a second to learn how to overcome easy obstacles.

No no, you heard it wrong. Bartolo Colon added chives to his lunch. Which he ate.

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

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I feel even whiter than I did 1 minute and 43 seconds ago

Evil Ash?

If Jeter made that play, ESPN would have broken into regularly scheduled programming to cover it.

This is always the fun time of year to be a Rockies fan. Then summer comes along and it’s business as usual. The lineup is so solid, but as with every season of Rockies baseball, there’s no pitching around for us. Still, glad to see this catch here. Arenado deserves every bit of attention he gets (not that Machado and…

Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

If we made Pop president, he'd get the unemployment down to .01% Even the oldest americans would be performing far beyond expectations at greeting people at supermarkets or sitting on a chair in a lobby. and the 1%-ers would get plenty of rest for 2/3 of the year, but we'd ride their asses to the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP…

Yeah because if there’s one thing I want it’s my government to decide what I should and should not be watching (or playing) as a fucking adult.

Usually the 9th step involves making amends to the D-leaguer whose roster spot you’re currently occupying.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

Why could that be?

And don't get cats declawed. It's fairly cruel in that they really don't understand what the deal is, and declawed cats usually bite.

I would pay $1000 if I knew that Floyd is going to be knocked cold. But that’s not going to happen. Mayweather’s defense is just too good and Pacquiao’s style of pressure and moving forward is taylor-made for counterpunching.

Dressing like this is more or less the opposite of not giving a fuck.

i'm having a hard time understanding what i'm seeing here, why aren't these policemen killing anyone?

The fact that one has moved on from the situation and the other has it hang over his head like a cloud speaks volumes regarding who won and lost.