Well, no shit.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

You're kind of a scumbag.

I don't play games to fritter away my time.

That does not sound like a good idea.

Wilson: I don't know what happened. I thought I put the ball there. I don't know though. He cut inside. I don't know if 21 was on top or underneath. I think he just went around him.

Russell Wilson even makes heartbreak sound boring. I bet he listens to Steven Wright before games to get jacked up.

"This is lol actually a rather lol serious condiloltion for lol me, where i lol nervously add lol to lol almost anylol typed text lol. I'll lol have lol lol you lol know that I had to lol drop out of lol several lol lol colloleges because i lol couldn't lol stop."—crissybadass

I'm learning that you guys have really weak stomachs.

OBEY FASTER.

Dude is a hero. Will forever be remembered in New England history..but don't put it past BB to cut him in training camp.

Richard Shermans, ranked:

The meme has been deal for a while, but it's worth bringing back for this:

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…

"I wish I didn't have to do the annoying parts of my job too"

Quote from Brain Shaw a couple weeks ago about getting rid of morning shoot arounds before games:

I actually found "book" Chris Kyle far more interesting as a character than "movie" Chris Kyle - far closer to the evil center of war and violence. I was disappointed that Eastwood and Cooper backed away from that darkness, but it would've made for a totally different movie.

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.