Tom Brady is not a good liar.

get on my level cunts

I don't think the NFL believes ramping fines will transform Lynch into a media darling. He's being made an example to deter other players for shirking media responsibilities.

One day you will realize that old people are still human, so they display every trait other humans have.

I would love to have a CPA go through the tax returns and expense reports filed over the years by these paragons of virtue and integrity.

Unfortunately these men are likely dead already. Short of a daring escape/rescue they're not getting out alive. The Japanese aren't going to pay and it's likely they'd kill them anyway even if they did.

let's be honest here - these hostages probably ARE going to die, and it won't be because of a silly meme. It's because of people trying to use fear as a means of control - the definitive terrorist. Best way to not die? Don't go to the fucking Middle East. Best way to fight terrorism? Don't bow to their control. If…

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

Cheese and Crackers is the only item in the cheese category that is actually cheese (if it's not what you pictured above."

OUCH MY STOMACH just reading this. Sorry man. OUCH.

Too late for official submission, but it needs to be released into the universe. Let it go. As the songs says.

Senior year of HS, final semester, and me, coming off a pretty nasty breakup with my girlfriend of 18 months. Of course, in high school, 18 months of dating is like being fucking married, and I was pretty…

When I was a young stupid 25 year old I met this girl. She seemed amazing. Climbed rocks. Hiked mountains. Traveled the world. Within a week she asked me to be her travel buddy to Italy. Hell yes I said. I've always wanted to go. So we start to plan it. We talk about the dates. I get it off from work. We talk about…

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

Moron keeps making moronic decisions.

Probably proud to beat up a bunch of kids too.

Fuck John Fox and his not-too-shabby, gum-chewing, hand-clapping, Manning coattail-riding, one-foot-out-the-door, bullshit story-leaking ass. Fuck Jay Glazer for being Fox's water carrier.

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

Elway - I mean c'mon. It's been....