I think Derek's got a bit of an Egyptian God complex.

This seems to be one more money grab by FIFA for a major sponsor at the expense of competition (which is just unfathomable I know). Improved ball tech is great but the World Cup is a terrible place to introduce it. If you are trying to determine the best team in the world, a ball that behaves differently than what is…

I'd care a hell of a lot more if this wasn't the most fun and exciting team in the entire NHL. Nate MacKinnon is the real fucking deal, and the whole team can fly. Seriously, watch them if you haven't had a chance.

Max Payne: The Dream

Child's video game based on fake sport too unrealistic.

Funny, I came down here to say pretty much the same thing about Darjeeling. Great minds and all that, I guess....

This motherfucker right here.

Yeah! Make a distasteful pun like everyone else!

We do something here? If so, I'm unproductive on two jobs at the same time, usually.

I heard keys open doors. Keys, keys open doors...

First, before anything else, Hell Yes!!! to Michael Sam.

It's Bob Marley's birthday today. Yes, I like to get high. Yes, I like that he liked to get high. But I goddamn love his music, too.

Pre-Valentine's Day Relationship Advice DUAN!

Your Hopes and Dreams DUAN!

We'll Sing All the Songs from Way Back When

Evening, everyone.

I think I mentioned once or twice that I did stand-up comedy on the side as a kind of depressing hobby. Here's a video, so you can figure out if I'm any better at telling jokes in real life than I am online.

Ahahaha I love that it's basically the intro to "Method Man"

The Inuit people may have set the elderly adrift on an ice floe but at least they didn't have to sit through a Bruno Mars performance.

Nintendo, I love you. You make games that are filled with whimsy and make me feel happy when I play your games, and I mean feel good happy, not just excited happy. Keep on trying new things, try not to get stale, and I will follow you until the end. I don't need 3 of the same machine to play games, you bring…