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If only there was a per-capita version of the map! If only!

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

This is one of the worst things that ever happened in the history of sports.

Sherman as an ssshole > Sherman as a DB (and he is a great DB)

When do we call Brady a choker? I mean, that's what people would have said of Manning. Brady can no longer win the big game. What a choker.

At least you aren't being over-dramatic.

"And, yay, verily, Dark Times confronted The Football Gods, as the selfish statistic-loving, eleven-headed Monster slumped toward the city known as The Big Apple, led by the Eldest Son of Archie who rode not on a horse, but was of Horse himself. And the Football Gods wept, and I saw a great conflagration consume

Don't care. GO BRONCOS!!!

Does it make sense to laud Denver for clock-eating drives and compliment New England for keeping them to 26 points? Because of the pace, Denver only had 8 possessions. Throw out the last one that ran out the clock and they scored on 6 of 7. Converting some of the field goals into touchdowns would help the point total,

GO BRONCOS!!!!

Please consider adding a full time Pheel Seems segment to your Jamboroos.

Telling a Miami Heat fan they're a bandwagoner is like telling a WWE fan that wrestling is fake. They know it and don't give a shit.

ha ha, that guy is gay

Sunday's forecast: 58 and pleasant in Denver. Sounds like Manning weather to me.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

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Jennifer Tilly. This has the duel advantage of displaying both a huge tell, and one of the worst plays you can see.

... except that one year, when he WON YOU A CHAMPIONSHIP. #sheesh