Sorry, I missed the joke here.

Mushnick chooses to love the sinner and hate the synonym.

Mushnick's issue with Moving The Chains is that he don't care if your wrists hurt, them fields ain't gon' plow themselves.

Well EXCUSE ME, Internet Princess

Whatever. Pabst has been terrorizing Brooklyn for years.

Well the mice are ahead of this curve:

Birdman isn't copyright infringement? He's an attorney, he should be all over this.

Well la de fricken da!

He's also in a band called Fatty's Big Chance:

If you absolutely must tell an unfunny rape joke, just whisper it to your dog.

Well, my brother made me watch Akira when I was 8 and I was fine!

There were too many people moving.

Hey, look at the bright side: At least your skin is thin.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

"Marion went across the arm of Love"

I actually found him to be very, very, very.

Backed into the division? I don't think that means what you think it means. They beat you in a win or go home game in week 17 on the road. That's the opposite of backing into it. Maybe you should be more pissed at your own team for first getting blown out by philly in a clinching game last week and then losing at home…

Just so everyone's up to date, I'm now also a Packers fan.

Wake up, sheeple!

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