Broncos Defense: [lines up]

it's 11:18, and still nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team.

You can also stop being a giant asshole and let other people watch the game they paid to attend. That's always an option.

Bullshit.

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

That's not fair, weather. - Fan

@Telly2Putts: For my @deadspin people!

I stopped reading considering you got the first five words wrong.

Stay Lassie, Timmy.

Stay grassy, knoll.

One of my all-time favorite sports pictures.

If he retires, the BevMo around the corner from Doris Burke's house will be forced to go out of buisness.

I cannot really stand Cowherd, but man it is rich when a New Yorker complains about sports reporting bias. Just sayin'.

WHELP. Avoiding the gray comments on THIS one.

Children are scary fans, true, but they're even more terrifying competitors, as anyone who's had to play against Danny Woodhead this year can attest.

The World Cup's hardest draw is definitely Ronaldinho. It's easy to draw his body, but to get that hair just right? That takes a lot of skill.

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

"Look out Gronk, an imposter!!!"

I knew this interview looked familiar: