I'm surprised they were able to find him considering his tiny face was so well hidden in his gigantic head.

According to Vic Lombardi, this is a bit misleading. His lawyer was there and it wasn't clear if Von had to be there in person, as well.

Like the mascot and his Swedish ancestors, farewell ol' Viking...

"I didn't come to college to be 'Vodka Samm.'"

EORLAND GREY-MANE SMELTS HIS OWN IRON AND HE'S THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN ALL OF SKYRIM BUT MOSTLY CUZ HE HAS THE SKYFORGE THAT THING JUST BURNS HOTTER THAN OTHER FORGES FOR SUM REASON

This also applies to me, but that's the internet for ya.

Hey, either way he's going to see someone who's willing to go to the crease.

I lived in Colorado for 25 years and I've never heard of those bullshit cookies. I can only assume that they are eaten exclusively by disgusting, rich white people from Aspen.

It takes a Village, People.

You were hoping to be the devil's advocate and lure in a huge group of dirty rednecks that would trash talk in countless broken sentences and misspelled words.

*In this scene R. Goodell is Darth Vader

I don't know guys, I think The Reason Everyone Hates Cowboys Fans makes a good point.

It's tough to be without two players like Vonn Miller and Champ Bailey at the start of the game and then lose Harris Jr Ayers and Woodyard during the game.

dont bother arguing with him; he's just a troll

So the rest of the Cowboys, including the defense that gave up 400+ yards to Peyton, "kept themselves in the game"? And who was throwing passes to those wide receivers who kept the Cowboys in the game?

Here is the question rephrased: "Could a very good college team beat a team made up of the best players to come out of college over the past 10-15 years, who also have several more years of physical and mental development than the college team, many years more experience playing football, and the ability to devote…