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Eat shit and live!

This sort of thing may be as large an impediment to the popularity of soccer in the United States as anything else you'd care to name.

Yapping at players is bush league hm? Not like one of your players laying a knee to knee hit on a rookie when you're down 6-0 in the earliest part of season.

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight

Couple things:

What's the most underhanded thing you've seen happen under a pile?

Did Suggs really say those things or did someone put peanut butter on his gums and do some voice over work?

Man... These Ravens just cannot shut the fuck up. What an annoying bunch of cry babies. Wish Ozzie would put a gagball on their mouths.

YOU WON THE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP. STFU. GO HOME. EAT A DONUT.

Well now I regret making a fun time joke towards this racist clown-fuck

Totes hardcore, brah! Sack-bump?

If the Broncos win the Superbowl I hope someone pours a Gatorade cooler of delicious, creamy garlic butter onto Peyton Manning's head.

It's not even close. The NFC East at least plays their games.

Then there is this.

Hey for you morons who don't think Todd should be in the Hall of Fame because he played at Coors, consider this: there are ten ballparks in which Todd Helton has a higher batting average than at Coors Field.

i got pretty wasted the other night and spent hours walking around with hud and map turned off. was amazing :)

I guess he pizza'd when he should have french fried.

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Well, the Bears are going 16-0, because a loss is going to get them this.

I can't believe Judy and Rich took time away from their marathon of having silent sex in the missionary position purely for the purpose of procreation to write this letter.

Learn what it truly means to be scared

Cut them some slack. They were just new boot goofin'.