Your dislike of Smash Bros. is just fine. You're desire to see it "die off" is weird though.

"ESSENCE DISTURBER" sounds like a Magic: The Gathering card.

1) Yeah I'm not the commish. League was thrown together and added people day of draft. Also everyone is spread out so no in-person draft. Myself and the few players who care will be finding something new next year.

It's a really lax league thrown together about a week before the season. Obviously myself and the few players who give a shit will be setting up our own next year.

As insufferable as that sounds, at least the people care. My friends league is full of dudes who fell all over themselves to get in a fantasy league, lost two-straight early and proceeded to never look at it again. No responses to trades, no setting lineups no trash talk. Now many refusing to pay up a measly $20. At…

Of course you're allowed to express you opinion. Now, everyone else is allowed to tell you it's simple-minded and childish. Double edged sword and all that.

Looks more like a pump-action response to me.

Please, Lebron, for the love of dog take Brian Shaw out of Denver.

Marth is a much better option than Roy for competitive play due to his strong "tipper" hitbox on the end of his sword. This gives him a better spacing game than Roy and also lets him easily spike with his down-aerial.

Flying Bottle Man really earned his nightly weed ration. The other members of the entourage better step up.

honest-to-goodness, gritty, get up and pull yourself up by your bootstraps character

Ok guys, who stole Snoop's weed? He needs some Calmthefuckdown Kush right about now.

I'm not sure if it ships out of state but give Upslope's Pale Ale a try if you can. It's been called a Dale's knockoff but I think it's little distinct. Super crisp and a little less bitter on the finish than a Dale's. I crave 'em on a hot day.

I can just picture the frantic semen extraction as Cigar drew his last breaths. At least he went out like a stud.

Avalanche fans are having some cognitive dissonance going in to this year.

Excuse me Mr. Dodgers, sir? Can I strike out 7 consecutive times for you? I don't have a cool refugee story but I'll play for only 20 million and my results are guaranteed.

I can't understand the pseudo-swearing of sh*!, fig, F'n, etc. Someone wants the emphasis of the expletive but can't bear the sight/sound of the word itself? Baffling.

Uh... the roxbury head-bob is to the side (like you're shaking water out of one ear). It is NOT slow headbanging or repeatedly nodding in agreement or whatever that is in the VR.

You missed the easiest comparison of all!