Jeter is not the greatest ball player ever. However, he may very well be the most marketable ball player ever.

"eating the Fruity Pebbles treat, a macaroon, and a whole brownie"

Unfortunately this crossfitter is a male. Godspeed to you in your quest to reclaim your sister.

WUT?

A crossfit crazy fbooker posted this today:

cut with amphetamines.

"Clusterfuck" is the best fuck word and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

When a player holds out for more guaranteed money, it's easy as a fan to call that player selfish and greedy. Seeing something like this, however, drives home just how fleeting an NFL career is. Huge potential earnings can be lost in an instant. Players have to grab as much as they can as quickly as they can.

This team looks stacked for sure but I just can't shake the feeling of impending humiliation. The Broncos (and the rest of Denver pro sports) have given me trust issues.

Poor Jake Plummer. He was the most Colorado QB ever and gave us some really competitive years. We should have adored the guy but because he didn't worship Shanahan like a Leather God he was despised.

Her face looks like it's trying to detach from her skull in order to distance itself from this whole thing.

Hockey sounds like "Hawkeye".

If KD really wants to see what it's like to be a raptor, he should shadow Chris Bosh for a day.

Being CEO of College Loan Corp, Katz is used to wringing money out of twenty-somethings.

He must've joined the Furies.

If you earn enough points you can win a lifetime subscription to Sunday Ticket so you never have to attend a game in person again.

I believe the lifetime pass to use "I didn't serve in the army/marines/etc. to defend xyz behavior!" is the major incentive for joining today's military.

Ahhhhh looka' dat one.