Great. I hope Bruno Mars, Kendrick Lamar and Katie Perry headline Ozzfest this year.

I’m happy Zouks is getting that sweet, sweet Mucinex cash. 

I honestly thought all five albums last year were pretty solid. None achieved Nonagon Infinity levels of greatness, but still impressive.

It pretty funny how blunt J-Law was about appeal of that movie on WTF? She say almost word-for-word, “Go see movie! Me naked it in! You get to see my boobs!”

“...twenty minutes after popping it into the VCR he got bored and switched to an old favorite, a Jean Claude Van Damme slugfest called “Bloodsport,” which he pronounced “an incredible, fantastic movie.” By assigning to his son the task of fast-forwarding through all the plot exposition—Trump’s goal being “to get this…

I had an Amazon ad that wouldn’t go away. It followed me wherever I went, even into the men’s room, the weirdo.