Or just merge Ram back into Dodge where it was originally.

Putting Chrysler out of its misery seems like it’s a long overdue mercy. They can slap a Dodge badge on the Pacific and Voyager and no one would bat an eye. RAM could also get rolled back into Dodge, I’m sure I’m not the only person who still refers to them as a “Dodge Rams.”  Jeep is probably safe. 

I mean, I’m trying not to miss this Fiat but those little bastards can MOVE and this monster truck has an awful turning radius.

I certainly am fond of Chrysler’s heritage, and would hate to see it go.

I remember when the big fear were the so-called “Michigan Militias” and the next Timothy McVeigh. Funny how we swept all that down the memory hole when we found an excuse to bomb brown people.

Or... gave it to one of the people she takes care of and kills them...

Yeah, I don’t know why people think a bit of soreness for two days is worse than a chance of months of side effects or death. Professional athletes have experienced up to 6 weeks of sh*t. What makes y’all think you’re so invulnerable??

This is a nonsense take. If someone genuinely wants a truck, why will they settle for nothing less than one of the 55k+ ones, instead of what they could afford?

Indeed. Don’t own one at the moment, but do love me a big ‘ole truck. I guess I get the sentiment that their should be somewhat of penalty for ownership given how much of a nuisance they are for the rest of the world. Restricting ownership to only people who either need one or really want one would be good for…

David’s suggestion can’t be topped, it’s what inspired me. At first I was going to take it more seriously and suggest a more reasonable old car like one of these, but I decided to go the other way.

I’m so glad someone picked the Element! I wish they still made them. I would love to own a new one I could put 200,000 miles worth of adventures into. My friend had one and I absolutely loved it. The rubberized floors were great. Dirt covered clothes? Throw it in the back. Wet clothes from the beach? Throw it in the…

David Tracy FTW!

Better yet - anything over 5000lbs GVW needs a higher class of driver’s license, AND you pay more annually.

Yes, if instituted why would Tesla’s [sic] be exempt?

We will include Tesla’s with that weight tax then, correct?

Which is why there needs to be an additional weight tax (not just “gas guzzler”) on these behemoths. Anything over 4000 lbs needs to help offset the added wear and tear on infrastructure: make it some portion of a percent for every 100 lbs over. Need a truck fleet for your business, there are tax write-offs for you.…

It’s hard for the police to gas the violent protesters when they are in the mob themselves.  It’s kind of like how you never see Clark Kent and Superman at the same time.

He’ll be on a plane to a non-extradition country for a long vacation if he’s smart, whether he pardons himself or not he has a lot of states very interested in him, some from before being president. But he isn’t smart, or I should say his ego is bigger than his brain, so he’ll probably be hanging out in FL or Scotland…

I was less horrified by the events yesterday and more by the vast numbers of people that apparently didn’t see it coming. (And also the lack of appropriate response. Those morons should have been gassed before breaching the Capitol.)

1st Gear: What utterly lame, copy/paste safe words to use.