Same.  You may be a moron, but at least you have company.

“What she did could have ruined ended the life of the Black man she was allegedly attempting to weaponize the police against.”

I think we have a winner.  You, not the poor car.

My gut said Lincoln MK VII rather than Thunderbird, but the rear window doesn’t match toward the bottom, as opposed to the Thunderbird’s, which doesn’t match at the top.

For me, it’s short trips between buildings that require safety glasses. Once you get that sumbitch adjusted just right so it doesn’t fog up your glasses, you leave it alone.

Finally bringing Jalopnik’s web deisgn history the respect and attention it deserves, on par with the history of old VW taillights.

Ivanka has shared essentially the same hair story before, so it’s either confirmation or he’s just a sad, plagiarizing sack of shit. I mean, we already know he’s a sad sack of shit, it’s just the plagiarism that’s in question.

Fingers crossed!  Up to 31 years isn’t too shabby!

A lot of millennials have boomer parents, too. At 32, I’m still scrubbing my brain out from an upbringing of Fox News always on the tv, Rush Limbaugh always on the radio, and zero Black kids in my classes until high school, when that number jumped up to two.

Mine’s about the same, 5spd and leather, just a darker blue. It’s entertaining enough. Adequate power for the size, good reflexes, and low enough limits that you can push them on public roads without the cops hassling you.

I know they’re bad, but I still kind of want one.  If I had room for five cars instead of one car, it might make the list.

Good stuff, Old Navy. I will never complain about your tired, tacky “American flag + year” t-shirts again. You earned it.

Electric mode is for getting you back to civilization when the gas motor eats itself.

My state says “40 days before the election” instead of just giving the actual mailing date, so I had to break out the old arithmetic. Anyway, end of this month is gonna be good. As tempted as I am to mail it back same day, I’ll probably take at least one extra day to go over it again and make sure I haven’t…

My math may have been off.   Whatever the case, I’ll be checking the mail religiously starting a couple of weeks from now.

Seriously, I’m more excited for September 24th than for literally any holiday this year.

Holy shit, he actually said that? I figured it was hyperbole. My company blocks most social media sites, so I can’t watch the video yet.

All those Restore billboards on 294 did disappear a month or two ago... I was thinking that sales had dipped because nobody gives a damn about their hairline when they’re working from home during a pandemic, but now I see it was the shock wave of this dumb ass tweet rippling back in time.

My family’s “kid’s car” was a red 1994 Camry 2 door with the V6 and an automatic.  That thing was solid for well over 200,000 miles, even after hitting two deer.  Buy now!

When your family drama gets too messy for even Donald Trump to be associated with it, you automatically get your own reality tv show.  I mean, that’s right there in the Constitution.