I can only hope that your username made an appearance in that salute.

Sheep should have plenty of headroom with the lid on. Flip the lid after you sell the sheep, and sleep under the stars. And maybe under the rain, too, but at least it won’t be sheep shit rain.

Nope, I don’t regret donating all of my masks to hospitals, because after I donated them I kept making more. Now I have one, and my girlfriend has one, and the ones I’m making now are getting better and better because I’ve worn them for more than thirty seconds, found a few more flaws, and revised my designs to…

Best wishes to you also, on all aspects of your physical and mental well-being!

Force is going to be very difficult to calculate, and it will vary throughout the course of the impact. What you need to know is how much energy the block has, and the sum of the areas under the force-deflection curves (which should look similar to a stress-strain curve) for the front of the bed and the back of the…

That’s a good idea. I already donated my old safety goggles from college chemistry, but forgot that I had ski goggles too. Come to think of it, I might have some steampunk welding goggles and aviator goggles laying around from various cosplays, as well.

As punishment for that joke, next time you have to use brake cleaner instead.

300ZX turbo in dark gray (not quite charcoal, but close). It was a beauty. I was kind of devastated when they finally sold it about 8 years ago.

Cue automakers rebranding their online configurators as “video games.”

But is it dynamic?

Mazda CX-9? I hesitate to ever recommend a crossover, but it’ll get you a nice interior (since you’re spending a lot of time there), 26 MPG highway with AWD, 3500 pound towing capacity, Japanese reliability and a warranty, and it should be a bit more fun to drive than the Honda Ridgeline that everyone else is…

A new Sienna will be hitting dealers in late summer/early fall this year, on the heels of the new Highlander, since they share a platform and a production line.  Probably too late for this guy, buy hopefully somebody buys them (I am biased since my paycheck depends on it).

Fuck me sideways.  This would be like living an episode of Blue’s Clues, forever. You are real, but everything around you is a cartoon, until maybe you wonder if you’re a cartoon, too.

Great.  Now put it in the Stinger for those of us with shit to haul.

I don’t give a shit about his aides/enablers, but they might rub shoulders with White House kitchen staff, cleaning crews, technicians, security guards and Secret Service agents, etc, who definitely don’t deserve it.

Their sociopathic indifference to the health and fate of “the olds” will also come back to bite me in my youthful ass. BAD.

I hope we will take strong enough action to prove you wrong, but I wouldn’t bet against you.

There will be a couple thousand deaths in the US, I’d bet. How many are correctly identified, who knows? My big hope is that we can hunker down long enough for flu season to stop complicating the testing response. If warmer weather and social distancing measures can eliminate most of the flu cases, then a) we won’t…

In Illinois, still waiting for my fucking primary to happen next week, since apparently the state with a population most representative of total national demographics shouldn’t have any say until almost the entire field has been wiped out.

I’m sticking to delivery for my restaurant needs for the time being, and ordering more Chinese food than usual since those businesses have been hit especially hard. I figure three people briefly handling my food (cook->server->driver) is safer than sitting around dozens of people for a whole hour. Sucks for the…