I don’t doubt it.

Thank you, Sarah Rowles. And take note big leaguers, because after seeing this, no one will settle for the pre-Rowlesian version ever again.

BURN.

And the way he runs the bases? He’s like a Gekko with a Lightfoot.

OH SHIT!!!! BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!1!!!

So much for these BBQ spare ribs that I ordered for lunch...

If Harper is looking to pay homage to the Nationals 2015 season, I think I know what it is...

+1%

Trust me, its no “Mad Men” scenario over here. She could be my grandmother.

HAHA. I said “PuppEEES,” with the extra intonation, out-loud at my desk and my secretary gave me the stank eye. +1

Nicklas Barkstrom?

When I think of a sympathetic victim of a crime, “Drunken Cops in the Club Arguing Over Bottles of Champagne” immediately jumps towards the top of my list.

He’ll be feeling the burn, for sure.

This guy is my new grandpa. Congratulations to me.

When asked how he felt, Brown said that it was good to be the one laying the wood, for once.

Boat Salesman: Now, you have to be careful when you’re out on the water, sir. This model’s hull, at high speeds, has a tendency to crack.

Good grief, that took me a moment.

+1 Bowlegged wife.

Moosejaw, Saskatchewan? Though Flin Flon is my favorite.

“This is an absolute fairy tale.”