Whoa, easy there, @Redskins. Let's not go completely off the reservation.

HOT TAKE ALERT!

+1

“Oshkosh B’Oh-my-fucking-Gosh.”

Jesus. That is wheelie dangerous.

Jesus fuck nuts.

+1

Wonderful article, Maura. An Islander myself, the reverence around here for B.J. is a real cultural phenomenon. My old man graduated Hicksville a year before Joel was supposed to, hung around with him, and as a little kid I thought that was just the coolest. As an Islander season ticket holder for what seems like…

This is fantastic.

Always been a big G Love fan, and loved some of the stuff they did when they all got together...

Haha so true. Been in court too much the last 8 months to be at my computer, but things are changing so I’ll definitely be back here more. And thanks! I’ll see you around and not in the greys!

Hello, friend! I take the better part of a year off from Kinja, and am shown a ton of love on my first real zinger since being back - I think I need to get back in this game! Keep the great tunes coming, too.

“What are thoooooose?”

God damnit that is stupid. And awesome. +1

+1

How is this not on the list?

It’s not so much me as it is Roenick; he’s good.

+1 Gruden Grinder award.

Your name is deeply apropo.

+1 offensive run per game.