Oof. +1

There is no need to resort to conspiracy theories, not when simple incompetence will suffice.

Pure Almond Joy.

Makes sense. Even for team spirit reasons, you can't just up and rename an Urban area like that.

Not So Easy Rider

One of my faves... Happy New Year, Deadspin faithful.

Make fun of Presto all you want, but when his first album dropped it made a huge splash in the music world.

YOU BIG DUMMY. +1

Well, hello there.

Quote the Raven: Eh, OK, I guess one more time.

Most of the time, very carefully.

"Got married."

PENIS BITTEN THROUGH PANTS WHILE WRESTLING BY BROTHER.

All great reads, fellas. And how about a shout out to the artwork department? Well done this year. Keep it up!

Eh, Jay Cutler still takes the prize for First String Asshole.

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You too, sir! Thank you for the well wishes and the recognition! Ha! Little crazy with the holidays this week but I will try and make my way over there soon. Cheers!

I would hang that masterpiece of a plaque in my home with pride.

2014: The Year of the Asshole

Man, Big Sexy has really lost all of his Big Sexiness in front of the camera...