- 3... teeth.

"I'm not the first person to say this, but the state of Kentucky has pretty generally throughout history been mocked; people look down on Kentucky," says Jones. "The thing this state has always prided itself on is we do one thing better than you, and that's basketball. We do it better than you."

Ugh. +1

That sounds eerily reminiscent of me, during my first sexual encounter in high school. Ahh, good times.

I guess if they are naive enough to pay the costs of those PSL's, then hey, what the fuck, right!?

Maryland must have heard that there are lots of unclean hands in Happy Valley.

Anchor dude seemed to be admiring young Charlie a little too much...

Mountain Ridge finishes 1-9 and North Canyon 0-10, counting the forfeit for both teams.

Well, then. We know that this guy is probably close by...

This is pretty great news for the Lakers, because it is clear what they are missing...

Unfortunately, this is not the first time the Islanders' money has been lost because of poorly calculated risks. Just ask Rick Dipietro.

I am absolutely fucking blown away by this. I was sure that Clayton was all business. Wow.

Don't you ever apologize for this. Ever.

God dammit. -1

Totally. The way I hear it, he was chomping at the bit to get in there.

Yeah, guys! He was just horsing around.

Well, shit. Thanks for clarifying. I thought they went out for a formal dinner together and all looked so happy during processing at the precinct.

From the looks of it, the victim must have gotten in one or two good shots on one of the perps. But seriously, Jesus Christ, this is awful.

Why doesn't this kid eat? And who is Poop Jameis?

True. But to be fair, they are on the verge of getting their coach sacked.