A+

With what has already been reported as a fractured locker room, the Lakers will really need their supporting cast to step up in his absence.

Mas uno.

If Reagan can describe the Space Shuttle Challenger tragedy in 651 words, Idzik can sure as shit can explain this dumpster fire of a team in three:

I thought he was known for the shotgun formation? In any event, your comment was a blast! +1

Francesa's rant lasted longer than Geno did, though that isn't saying much.

Some have called Ben's bathroom exploits a pure, uncut, high-grade offense, too.

Clearly, Wilson's new haircut is giving a lot of people racial amnesia...

I particularly enjoyed the various players' reactions to this abomination:

I crashed into a linesman in a similar fashion in college, though no injury and nothing nearly as serious as this. A period and a half later, the same linesman interfered with me going up the boards and I lost the puck. I shouted "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, MAN!" I spent the next two minutes in the box.

I seem to have created a monster, here. Yikes. Good to see that the humor was correctly interpreted, though.

+1

Dropping the ball seems to be a common occurrence in Happy Valley...

Yes, Barry. If the first time these two hombres called 911 was after the crash, then they are, in fact, two dipshits. You gotta be proactive in a situation like that. And GOD DAMMIT FILM IN LANDSCAPE MODE!

No questions, just wanted to say hi to Tom.

I see what you did here.

Dude cleans up well.