Made a me pista my pantsa.

And I believe all the other companies he mentioned have plants in the US that make vehicles that are sold here and also exported around the world.

The President continues insist that a person needs to show ID to buy groceries in the US.

Oh shut the fuck up bootlicker. He has no idea what words he is saying

When even the press secretaries just say “his remarks speak for themselves”, you know it’s gonna be a roller coaster of stupidity. 

“When he called that dude a pedo, what he actually meant was...”

yes if you have to say everyday: “what he meant to say was...” you have already lost.

Well, he probably didn’t know what he meant either, so there is that.

Let’s be even more real: he’s an ignorant fucking buffoon and you can always safely assume the worst/stupidest when trying to decode whatever dementia symptom he’s putting out there today.

Some people really need a Civics lesson before voting.

My guy, I live in Reno and I’ve seen a Chiron.

Living in Miami I feel I’ll see 2 of them parked outside of Joes Stone Crab. 

Last year, I went to Goodwood to see and hear them being used like the thoroughbred racers they are. That carbureted I6 is unforgettable.

Hey listen, Dave is a fucking jerk for getting that place with the crappy driveway. Also, he’s been trying to sleep with your girlfriend.

Way to make me feel even worse about my HP insecurities. You are a monster!

Fancy Kristen, meet Ritzy Shane

Or you could just get a bottle of lube. 

Calling this a hybrid is like calling yourself a vegetarian even though you eat Five Guys once a month.

I’m thankful they finally added an electric motor into the gearbox. I bought an LP550 about six months ago, and the power delivery has been disappointing to say the least.

I wouldn’t want to associate with 99% of Ferrari owners, but I sure would love to become one!