Sweet whip. Candy apple merlot.

“Roll em up!”

#doubleagent

Or instead of just turning in his VW deisel for the buy out money he could strip every single part from the car and....... Wait. Wrong dick story.

Holy shit! He almost picked up the 7 - 10 split!!

A demented and sad clown shoe.

“We are the music-makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.”

I’ve spent a fair amount of time in varieties of these cars. I found the 996 gt2 manual to be very rewarding. Fun & fast. But I always knew I was in charge of the shifting as in clutch/shift. It had a very sporting but controllable feel to it. Very GT car in a way. In a 991 gt3, I knew I didn’t have to clutch and it…

Ha! Great pic. I still think about my mom’s 79 Eldorado and 80 something Buick Park Ave’s speedo needle used to bounce in 20-30mph intervals before being buried so far right into what seemed like the glove box.

As always many great suggestions. Although not my first choice I would concur with the Volvo. Like many people I have the hots for DD a member of the new lineup. Good luck with your choice and congratulations on being fortunate enough to make such a decision!

This is normally such a fun automotive exercise played here on Jalopnik. An exercise where we get to talk about various cars, ideas, intricacies of the cars, ideas, with a set of parameters hoping to help the “client” with some brief journalistic fun. Without taking ourselves to seriously usually good times are had by…

I heard quite some time ago Patrick Dempsey was attempting to get the movie made.

That’s what she said!

If you love dogs and cars The Art Of Racing In The Rain is a MUST read! I can’t stress this enough.

Hardscrabble Scranton!

“Looks like Sam’s hot car lot out there!”

The Office. Scranton Pa in the house!

Humble like a parade float! He may not have had super cars (maybe he couldn’t/didn’t want to drive.) but he certainly was quite flamboyant. Now, I loved Prince as much as the next guy, but he was more extravagant than humble. I do enjoy that in my rock star though. That & sex, drugs, and alcohol obv.

“Blood, semen, or urine? God, I hope it’s urine!”

Ha! Right? He is actually in the scrap business so..... He did then buy a sick Willys custome hot rod after- that he promptly wrecked! Crazy but fun family. We refer to him as Superstar. He now calls himself Superstar in the third person. He is exhausting but so fun. I hope he is reading!