Except it does, because your statement was a response to a comment about older guys creepily hitting on women a fraction of their age at a gym.

...Ennh...I think Fox is silly for reporting on it, and if it were some news pundit or whatever talking about how they shouldn't be sold, I'd mock them, but I don't blame parents whose only exposure to the meme was when a girl in their neighborhood was brutally stabbed. I mean, Slenderman is about as harmful as…

People can choose who they creepily hit on.

Also I think this whole "who I am attracted to is inherent to me and beyond the control of any outside influence, even my own" attitude that comes up when people hear about 60 year old men who want to date 20 year old women, or white people who swear they're TOTALLY NOT…

I think the way to win is to stick to "Mister Hitachi" until/unless one finds a guy who doesn't feel entitled to someone 20 years younger than him. But I'll admit that's just my personal outlook and wouldn't work for someone more marriage-and-family oriented who really doesn't want to be single anymore.

This might just…

That bit about the poopy vagina (Poopy Vagina being my new "Carlos Danger" style sexting nickname) jumped out at me too. It actually reminded me of a similar, (though less incredibly stupid) Louis C.K. routine. He described cleaning his daughter's genitals while changing her and said something like "Who would have…

As someone who draws people for a living I just gotta say I bookmarked this video because there are some absolutely amazing expressions here. My God.

Okay. Maintain that all you want, it's a free country. But it seems silly to be offended, not by anything anyone on Jezebel actually DID, but by how you think they would behave in a hypothetical situation you just made up wherein another site posts a similar article with genders reversed.

Oh, I know you're not trying to make a difference. That's abundantly clear.

If you care so little about gender equality that one or two women on the internet making a joke about cartoon penises makes you give up on the idea you probably weren't going to make a difference anyway. <3

Yeah, Jezebel is totally sexist, it would never talk about vaginas or show pictures/drawings of vaginas, or talk about how different vaginas look. Only penises.

There's plenty of posts on Jezebel and other Gawker sites about female genitalia that talk about vag diversity the same way this post talks about penis diversity.

Possibly. My suspicion is actual Disney art was traced (or at best, closely copied) and altered. (Notice that all the wheelchairs are the same drawing, copy/pasted and flipped.)

To be fair, missing a portion of an arm or leg is just about the easiest disability to portray in art. I count eight missing hands total. ...Eight hands missing is eight hands you don't have to draw.

Yes, please do. Seriously, list five people who are in prison because they sent someone a dick pic. Since it's apparently such a common phenomenon, I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding examples.

Bye bye now. You won't be missed.

When you comment on a public forum you should be prepared for people to disagree with you or take issue with what you say. There is no reason to be rude to someone who has been nothing but civil to you, or to tell them to go away. Everyone else has exactly as much right to be here as you do. If you don't care to…

There is no need for hostility or personal insults. The law penalizes people who expose their fetus to drugs through their own body, not people who expose their babies to drugs after they are born. Very simple.

This law does not protect born children. It protects fetuses. It is already illegal to force a baby to take meth, as it should be.

Very good point. I believe that as the law stands now actual charges can only be filed once the baby is born, but it isn't a very difficult leap of logic to suggest that if a law like this were to become more common and natural in the public eye that an addicted woman's behavior might be criminalized as "assault"…

I am pro-choice, and I do not support laws that indirectly force a mother into aborting, taking that choice away from her. I also believe that the way we criminalize addiction with solely punitive measures helps no one, not addicts, not their families, not society as a whole.