I kind of like this, but here's my reasoning on it:

Or that they THINK they're happy now, but some day they will look back on a life bereft of children and be HOLLOW AND FILLED WITH REGRETS.

I just always assumed the Tea Party was pure Malkavian.

No, I think you're right on the money.

Good point. That's the fantasy they've probably been playing out in their heads for the last 13 years.

Why do I get the feeling that if a few similar-minded patriots who happened to be Muslims or Arab-Americans tried carrying an armory like this into a fast food restaurant, these "Open Carry Texas" goons would be the first to call the police?

I never thought I'd say this, but the fact that it's PBR isn't even the worst thing about it. This would be seriously disgusting with good beer too. What was the thought process?

"Gee, I like beer, but I wish it was hot. Not just warm, but HOT hot. Also I like burgers but I don't think they're soggy enough, if only…

Also: If we don't have kids, we're selfish and hollow. And if we have kids out of wedlock, we're everything that's wrong with society.

But (black) women enjoying sex leads to teen pregnancy, obviously. (/sarcasm)

Aww, fair enough. I think I read it in the wrong state of mind, (that bit I said about it being used a lot in entertainment industries was from firsthand experiences and...let's just say I've been hearing it a lot lately, which is why I was tetchy.) Sorry:)

Yeah, I don't really buy the "no one's making you work here, therefore stop complaining about being treated like shit" attitude. It's used in a lot of fields that have a lot of glamour, particularly those in the entertainment industry. And the biggest proponents of the "you should be happy just to be here, stop asking…

That lion gif works better than a hundred #truebeauty ads.

I was annoyed by that "degrees in medicine, finance and culinary arts" bit too. Not only does it dismiss how much goes into those degrees and careers, it really dismisses the work of the moms that it's claiming to applaud.

Oh yeah. As a child I had a serious fear of fire. Particularly after being told as a kid how important it is not to try and go back in to save your pets.

Yeah. Beowulf is important because of its place in history, not because it remains an entertaining read after a millennium and a half's worth of literary theory and technique, plus an enormously different world and culture. That's like judging 2,000 year old clay pottery for not being as durable as plastic.

"Read this to your child if you want him to live in fear that when he falls ill, all of his toys will be burned"

No, I get what you mean. It's hard not to point it out when Rush Limbaugh is talking about how "unattractive" Hillary Clinton is, and it's hard not to point out this either. It's not their appearance that's the problem, it's the hypocrisy.

A mantra in the freelance world is "if you don't value yourself (by insisting on a fair wage) your client won't value you." Now, in a situation like this where you're not working freelance and setting your own prices, but your pay is instead determined by your boss, I would flip the mantra to "If you don't value your…

Yeeeeeeeah. I always feel weird pointing things like that out, because I hate sounding like "it's not okay to make fun of fat people also you're fat" but it is a bit of a disconnect, isn't it? I'm guessing if you pointed that out to her she'd point out she had two kids and say she's referring to YOUNG, single fat…

Yes, indeed I do. Here is an interview with metro where she says that date rape is a fallacy— she also makes some comments about how feminism has gone too far in this interview and says that "Casual sex for women is damaging to their mind; it's damaging to their body; it's damaging to their soul; it's damaging to…