Oh wow, you have a Porsche. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.

Ehh, you tried.

I always set my EQs (car, computer, iPod) to the Jazz setting. You'll get good treble, deep bass, and clear voices doing this. I've found its the easiest way to get the clearest sound.

I've tried to learn to code many times and just cant bring myself to get through with it. Its incredibly boring and uneventful to me when I spend thirty minutes learning how to write "Hello World". The way I see it, I'm never going to make a program that is more useful than what is already out there, so why waste my…

Yea but then it becomes a chicken vs. egg problem. Are the Cowboys bad because their defense is horrible or are they bad because Romo can't finish what he started?

He did throw that interception that ended the game, to be fair.

When you see it on TV and then hope you will see in to Deadspin later...

We have our first official submission for the Deadspin Hall of Fame 2014.

I also like the idea of a missed draft pick.

SEND IT TO THE FUNBAG!!!!

Mike Tyson's Autobiography.

Robert Evans. Every. Fucking. Time.

Herjavec OR DIE

Rose is a great player and hopefully he gets better and all that. However, the way he plays only makes these types of injuries too common for himself. He's way too hard on his knees and legs with his cuts and direction changes and other moves. Sometimes when I watch him, it looks like his legs are running out from…

Medials are the interior of the knee, a more common tear, and less serious than what Westbrook had.

Looks like a 4- 5 week recovery is common after surgery. But, I would imagine the Bulls bring him back slow. So maybe a Feb return?

Yea good point. Throw to where there is open grass. I know Deadspin has written about it, but I really hate that a QBs total passing stats include yards after catch.

Actually I live in Lakeview. And I'm sick of butthurt Bulls fans complain about EVERY FUCKING THING. You complain about LeBron. You complain about Boozer. You complain about what the hell else cause you like to bitch.

I love all of this. Regressing is great. Would have thought P Manning would have been higher on the list.

You had Jordan. Shut the fuck up.