"I can just imagine what his dick looks like." - Jenn Sterger

Most Mexicans don't like it when you refer to them as "sitting there turning brown."

If your guacamole is bland, you are making it wrong.

Guacamole has too strong of a supporting cast for the avocado to be the dip MVP. I voted for flour and water because flour had to do more with less.
-Jim Miller

This guy has been doing this long before he was on SNL. So, no.

Why is there zero pushback against the new idea that "all sex work" = "human trafficking"?

Agreed. That's like saying nobody drank a beer tonight because no one saw them. Much more ridiculous when applied to sex trafficking as it is an illegal activity that people go to great lengths to hide

This article may be correct, but this statement:

Thank God for Twitter.

[takes a shot]

The grocery store shelf rotation is an old trick — basically, the idea is, if you get to know where the food is too easily, then you just go inside, get what you need, and leave.

You obviously don't understand the purpose of TMQ. I know it's the internet and you are trying to make a name for yourself, but you write like an eight year old throwing a tantrum. Easterbrook writes consistently entertaining articles with a great deal of insight about the game of football. Perhaps you can learn from…

the dog was Ralph.

Try again.

1 Hour of jogging/running per day equates to 365 hours per year; that is 15 days of jogging/running every year; multiplied by 50 years (saying that you start jogging/running at age 20 and are expected to die at 70) and you have jogged/ran a little over 2 years. (1/2 Hour of jogging/running would end up as 1 year of…

Healthy eating is probably the key. Many people who lift regularly also subscribe to high-protein diets for maximum results (not saying you're one of these), despite evidence that lower-cal, plant-based diets are better for overall health and longevity.

The research doesn't include all factors. For example powerlifters and bodybuilders tend to use things that can cause long term harm such as steroids. So naturally that WOULD reduce lifetimes despite any benefits from the lifting. Powerlifters and weightlifters also tend to carry more fat than they should and…

I don't know, jogging makes me think of repetitive injuries, knee and hip replacements and Jim Fixx, running guru who died rather young. If you like it, good for you. If you don't, why start?

I like lifting but the last thing you'll see me doing is any endurance race. I know everybody talks about the freedom of going for a long run but to me it's just about the most boring way to waste an afternoon.