You two are terrible customers and deserve to have your crotches infested with fire ants.

Littlenecks are delicious food, raw or cooked, in almost any preparation. Your opinion is wrong and you should feel wrong.

Maybe you need to use a splatter guard while cooking it?

Here, have some real information:

Doesn't he own a bunch of hotels? So there's a flippin' army of them!

OMG DON'T TELL KELLY

A lot of this was the airline’s fault. But a two-month-old is too young to travel and that should have been your real take-away from this.

Not only that, I got the ban while AGREEING with them. Politely, too! And I was not, remotely, alone in this.

In case you were curious, I remembered why - well, not exactly why, but when. It was the Ferguson story. Lot of people got banned then for saying totally reasonable things.

Not quite! But effectively, it might as well. It’s so unsatisfying being unable to reply, I almost never go there anymore.

Banned accounts can still recommend posts. I can star them on Gawker even though I'm banned there.

They’re usually not going to tell you, unless it’s during an argument with you - like, once in a while a staff member will say, "All right, I've had it with you. Banned." and ban you. But mostly they just do it. If your posts aren’t showing up on that sub and that sub only, Colin banned you.

Talking while walking is totally different. That's completely fine! As long as you're not crossing busy motorways while on the phone, then you might get killed.

Then you learned a lot of bullshit that you should unlearn immediately.

Jezebel was a strange choice for a piece on an insult comic who employs a good deal of extremely charged and sensitive material. Lisa Lampanelli is basically a walking trigger.

The fact that you didn’t tell this woman YOU SAW HER CAT GET KILLED immediately moves you waaaaaayyy the fuck up the List of Assholes, far, far ahead of her.

I agree, but Kara, even your usage of “homegirl” reveals your own mad racism, often on display in your articles.

I’m going to be very frank and this might be upsetting.

So, she dodged a bullet, then.