This is the first time Colin's ever questioned one.

Considering how many stories you've printed about restaurant workers doing just this, or similar food tampering, with no question about its veracity; and said it's fine for them to do, because "Fuck those people"; this might not have been a good choice of subject for you.

I swear almost no one anymore seems to know that there are two different words, or what either of them means.

Fair.

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING.

*nods approvingly*

Your screen name! Just made my day.

Beautiful dog, looks nice and mellow too.

Good luck with this. I hope you can get her to therapy with you, and that it helps!

I think they skipped the marriage part and just had a kid.

If the pants fit well, guys really do look adorable in sweats.

Marry that guy.

Total slackage AND sex. High five!

Boyfriends of mine have always told me I looked cute in sweats. They often get that gleam in their eyes while saying it.

For real. If I tried this even once, the alarm would never wake me! I would sleep right through it.

Redheads look fantastic in red!

Sheldon was deliberately fucking with Penny, though, in a rare (and very successful) instance of purposeful humor on his part. She wanted him to order a "real drink," and so he did! In terms that got him the Diet Coke he'd wanted from the outset.

I always wondered if maybe that movie was what made him realize, "Damn, the two of us should NOT be getting married."

You've been iPod-raped!

Yeah, but then there are the rest of us who just can't resist the phone while drunk. WE WOULD SUFFER TOO!