I mean, if you can’t verify the authenticity, it’s not valid, that’s the whole fucking point.

The only reason you don’t have more stars is because folks today just can’t stand that whole reading thing. Can you please repost your thoughts in a different format? Might I suggest a short form video?

Multiple things can intersect and be true at once if you consider the history at play here.

I believe the topic in question is that this app is a national security risk, so I don’t see how “tik tok should exist because of the funny memes” is a relevant defense against that.

Since all of the gizmodo family editors are doing these, can someone do “top 50 white nationalist recruitment propaganda on tiktok” next? How about “top 30 illegal/cruel tiktok pranks”? “99 tiktoks that induce body dismorphia in teens and teach them unhealthy/pseudoscience ‘cures’ for their perceived inadequacies 🤫🧏”…

They got the contact info wrong and that’s how they got Danny Huston.

Look, I’ll just say ‘anything I’m driving.’ Because, honestly, I am real done with these negative reader participation lists. ‘What’s the worst...’ ‘What do you hate...’ ‘Who is an idiot...’

The prequel trilogy is as despised as it always was by the people that despised it. The difference is that the opinions of 8 year olds who loved the movie at the time didn’t count and now they’re in their 30s and are counted as part of the conversation. I would guess the number of adults who saw it in theaters and…

Rape is rape. There is no good rape and bad rape. It is all bad. Rape is not a tool of reformation or an instrument of revenge. We are not Tate.

Hopefully they take the time to make the dialog audible.

and the Muppet Movie.

Dewey Finn! Dewey Finn!

The amount of famous people cameoing in a film is inversely proportional to how good that film is.

“It’s too long!” cries the drooling audience before going back to their 7th consecutive hour of Ugly People On Dates: British Cake Edition.

All of which goes to show how we should appreciate the jut-jawed look of the Postal Service’s new EV:

There’d better be a lot of her character becoming encumbered and unable to run. 

Farmers actually use spreadsheets! Farming is basically running a business.

Hey, it ain’t our business what goes on with them between the Google Sheets

I have no time for a woman who can’t build a decent pivot table.

So there goes my intense desire to know where she lands on VLookup vs Index/Match (or if she’s just relieved XLookup puts the whole debate to rest).